Fifty Shades of Grey (Film Review)

Couldn’t have said it better myself. I won’t even try either because there’s no way in hell I’m paying money to watch this crap. I read the books and it was more than enough for a lifetime.

B.B

Adventures In Loserville

I loosened my belt.
There was a burning desire between my legs.
I couldn’t take it anymore.
I wished no one was around.
I bit down on my my lip.
“I can’t do it here,” I thought wildly to myself.

I desperately needed to pee.

I made two mistakes when watching ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’. Firstly, buying a ticket, and secondly, assuming that such cinematic trash would last no more than 90 mins. However, having already spent my hard-earned 10 bucks, (we can’t all work occassionaly at a hardware store and still afford an apartment), I was, much like the plot-line, determined not to go anywhere.

You can find out a lot about a man by looking through his wardrobe. This guy: Total weirdo. You can find out a lot about a man by looking through his wardrobe. This guy: Total weirdo.

Creepy guy hits on girl… literally.
In case you have been living under a rock, which I would now like to consider moving closer to, we…

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3 thoughts on “Fifty Shades of Grey (Film Review)

  1. Is it terrible that I am satisfied by each terrible review I hear? I refuse to see it and I’ve never read the books. I was getting so annoyed with all the hype that I’m so happy it has terrible ratings and people are leaving miserable. Well that’s not nice, but maybe you understand what I mean.

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