Unspoken rules of badfic posts demand that I do another Christian Potter now, but honestly… I can’t handle that today… So I’m doing more of this instead. >.>
AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11
A few mutates later [Oh God, they’re mutating now] Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.
“Hi Vampire.” I said flirtily as I started to sob [sobby flirting: It’s… sexy?]. Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
“Oh fuck it!” Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that!”
“I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor.”
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle.
Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
“Sire are dads have been shot!” [Oh when YOU need something it’s ‘sire’… pfft] Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. [Is Draco’s crying so intense that wiping his tears is a three person job? Really?] “Enoby had a vision in a dreem.” [and that’s clearly all the proof needed]
Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?” [I think we’re all ‘divisional’ at this point…]
I glared at Dumbledore.
“Look motherfucker.” [what happened to ‘sire’ now?] he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter [wha?]). “U know very well that I’m not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!”
“Okay.” he said in a intimated voice. [just like that? Seriously?] “Were are they?”
I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. “Longdon.” I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff.
After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room [suddenly not giving a shit if Sirius is alive or dead]. We looked at each other’s gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers……………………….and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1
Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u
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Every1 [wow, you’re not even trying to make words anymore, are you, Tara?] in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine. [bond?]
“Cum on Enoby.” said Proffesor Sinatra. She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots. “I have to tell you the fucking perdition.”
I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire. They nodded.
I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said……………………… “Tara, I see drak times are near.” She said badly. She peered into da balls. [this… I… No comment] “You see, you must go back in time.” [this is when shit actually starts to get weird, if you can believe that] She took out a Time-Toner like B’loody Mary had. “When Voldemint [someone make this candy for Halloween… now!] was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?” I shook my head. “U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. [or, you know, just kill him] You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”
“Okay.” I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. [you did the what sin? o.o] I went outside again sadly.
“What fucking happened?” asked Draco and Vampire.
“Yeah what happened?” asked Darkness, Willow and Boldy Mary?
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond. [so they’re like a couple now? ^.-] Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore. [dude, it was a shooting, people get shot every fucking day, you didn’t save the fucking world here] A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him.
Even Mr. Noris looked happy.
A blak and red cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley’s Whizard Wises.
I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether.
AN: I sed stop gflmaing da story it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 fily 4 da help!1! raven hav fun wif kiwi!1111111 [have fun with… Kiwi? ^.-]
We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Drako and Vampire.
“Are you okay?” Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.
“Yah I guess.” I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. “The problem is……………………….I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time”
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him. [she’s not going to War, you drama queens!]
“Itz okay Eboby.” he said finally. “But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?”
“Of coarse not!” I gasped.
“Really?” he asked.
“Sure.” I said.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.
Then………… I took off Draco’s MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. [I didn’t need this goddamn mental image, Tara!] He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
“I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly………………………….
“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”
It was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111 [Okay, seriously, do these teachers just sit around waiting for the sound of fucking emo kids so they can walk in on them? Is it like a game to them or something? WTH]
Yeah, the time traveling shenanigans… This… This is gonna get interesting… *groan*