Me: Yay, I’m actually inspired and making progress!
Universe: *construction noise*
Me: *gets headphones and blasts music* Pffft, I can handle that!
Universe: *phone ringing every five minutes for no fucking reason*
Me: Okay, now you’re starting to piss me off!
Brain: We’re hungry, this room is filthy, remember that embarrassing thing you did three weeks ago? It’s still embarrassing and EVERYONE remembers it.
Universe: Fuck you, that’s why!
Me: Great, it’s gonna be one of those days. =.=