Hi, hello, you writers out there, you!
May I have your attention, please? Thank you.
I just thought you might be interested to know that THIS…
…Is a COLLAGE.
This is a COLLEGE.
I don’t want to read any more characters getting into, starting out, or graduating from “collage”. Do you have any idea how fucking stupid that sounds to the people who, you know, actually know the difference? People can’t get accepted into or attend a collage!
*rubs temples* I… Seriously, you guys, why is this such a common mistake!?