Random Questions Because Procrastinating

Seriously, my friend saw these questions on Tumblr somewhere and just sent them to me like “answer them”, so I’m posting the answers here because I don’t know, I got to put stuff in here sometimes and I’m stalling the post I said I’d have done by Monday. 😛

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

Because that’s just my state of being. I live in perpetual confusion.

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

No. I get good morning Skypes sometimes, though.

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

Uh, a little. Mostly because I tend to almost die when people smoke anything around me.

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

Hahahahaha. No in one bit.

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

Uhm, probably watching a playthrough on YouTube and Skyping someone about it.

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

If I was… Probably one of my siblings.

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

They’d better run. Run fast and run faaaar.

8: Are you close with your dad?

My dad died when I was five, but yes we were.

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

Nope. My dream self maybe. I barely ever remember what the crazy bitch does.

10: What are you listening to?

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life – what is it?

Lipton Iced Tea

12: Do you like hickeys?

Eh… Sure?

13: What time do you go to bed?

I go to bed early. I sleep late.

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

I don’t tend to let most people do that more than once. And my family rarely does. So no.

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

I’m the slowest texter in the universe. I am faster with my left, though, as with most things.

16: Do you always answer your texts?

I don’t always turn on my phone. So no.

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

I don’t think hate is the word… No.

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

Define talk? I don’t remember the last time I talked or voice chatted anyone, but I message all my friends multiple times a week.

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?


20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

“Where’s the fucking remote?” I was unable to turn the TV off before passing out. This happens frequently.

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

Currently? Nah.

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

More ‘hope’ than ‘believe’. >.>

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

Definitely no.

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

Yes, but it’s unlikely.

25: In the past week, have you cried?

I cry every day. I cry at all things. I’m the biggest sap in the universe.

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?


27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

Not since my 8th-grade science teacher.

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

A lot of people I imagine.

29: Do you have a best friend?

Right now, it’s probably Wifey.

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

I’ve seen it. I don’t really care.

31: Who was your last call/text message from?

My brother.

32: Are you mad at anyone?

I’m mad at Stephenie Meyer all day every day.

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?


34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

Twenty Nine. Do we have to keep talking about him? =.=

35: How many more days until your birthday?

298 days

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

I’ll try not to melt, bitch about the heat and count the days until Fall. Like I do every year.

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

Yes, yes I do.

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

Wifey knows all my secrets. >.>

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

Not intentionally.

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?


41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

Between legal consenting adults? Not really.

42: Are you available?

I’m single. Availability is a different can of worms.

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

The word real throws me off. But if it was real, then one.

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

My eyebrow maybe. BUT, I haven’t even pierced my ears, because fuck if I’m going to pierce metal through my body. No thanks.

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?


46: Do you regret anything?


47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

“How many more of these are there?”

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

Too many times.

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?


50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

Because right this moment I hate everyone with the exception of a select few.

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

For fucks sake, I don’t want to talk about him.

And yes.

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?


No. And if there is a God we’ll never see each other again.

53: What was the last thing you ate?

Chocolate. It was good.

54: Did you get any compliments today?

Nope. >.>

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

I don’t know.

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

Yes. I have a clock my brother brought me from France, a stuffed puppy a friend brought me from Germany and the wolf woodburning Wifey sent me from the US.

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?


58: Where have you lived most of your life?

Right here. Good ol’ Porto Alegre.

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

I don’t really drive.

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

Yes. I hated it.

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?


62: Who do you text the most?

My mom. I don’t text much.

63: What was the last movie you saw?

*sigh* Snakes on a Plane (damn it, Doom =.=)

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

Their inexistence mostly.

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

I don’t fucking remember if I had breakfast this morning. But if we were still together; one.

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?


67: Do you curse around your parents?

My mom curses more than I do, so why shouldn’t I?

68: Are you happy with where you live?

Not really.

69: Picture of yourself?


70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

Monogamous, as far as I know.

71: Have you ever been dumped?

I don’t know. I think not.

72: What do you most like about making out?

I don’t know how to answer that question. >.>

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?


74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

The other.

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

Eyes and hair.

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

My brother.

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?


78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?


79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

Cat videos.

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?


81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?


82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

I have never crushed on real live people that I actually know. So no.

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?

I’d never call someone that. Ever.

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

I don’t remember.

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

How does that happen? I think not? I’m confused.

86: How can I win your heart?

Turn into a cat. Or a puppy. Or a baby fox. Anything cute fluffy and non-human.

87: What is your astrological sign?


88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

The same thing I was doing at 11 PM

89: Do you cook?


90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

Three months is enough to qualify as an old flame, really? Pfft kids these days.


91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

Not really.

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?


93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

Physically, I couldn’t care less.

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

Money, a magic teleporter, a pet dragon and a castle.

95: Are you a player?

If you mean video games, then yes.

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?


97: Are you a tease?


98: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

I thought so, but not really.

99: Hugs or Kisses?


100: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

I’m too shy to be alive right now.

101: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes. I have a major thing with eyes. EYES.

102: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?


103: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in a relationship, would you go for it?

Absolutely fucking not.

104: Do you flirt a lot?

I flirt never.

105: Your last kiss?


106: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?


107: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?


108: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?


109: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?


110: Does someone like you currently?

I sincerely hope not (I would hate to hurt anyone with all my nope)

111: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

None that are pleasant.

112: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

I don’t do flings.

113: Ever made out with just a friend?


114: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

My emotional state is not defined by my relationship status, thank you very much. I make myself miserable just fine without help. >.>

Yeah, I was snarky a lot during this, but I still answered them sincerely and no, I’m never going to elaborate on any relationship related question asked here, because you know… Nope. 😛

To be honest, if I realized there was so much stuff about kissing in there I wouldn’t have agreed to do it. These questions are only funny if I subject the voices to them, they’re not for me. =.=



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