Seriously, my friend saw these questions on Tumblr somewhere and just sent them to me like “answer them”, so I’m posting the answers here because I don’t know, I got to put stuff in here sometimes and I’m stalling the post I said I’d have done by Monday. 😛
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
Because that’s just my state of being. I live in perpetual confusion.
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
No. I get good morning Skypes sometimes, though.
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Uh, a little. Mostly because I tend to almost die when people smoke anything around me.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
Hahahahaha. No in one bit.
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Uhm, probably watching a playthrough on YouTube and Skyping someone about it.
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
If I was… Probably one of my siblings.
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
They’d better run. Run fast and run faaaar.
8: Are you close with your dad?
My dad died when I was five, but yes we were.
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Nope. My dream self maybe. I barely ever remember what the crazy bitch does.
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life – what is it?
Lipton Iced Tea
12: Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
I go to bed early. I sleep late.
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
I don’t tend to let most people do that more than once. And my family rarely does. So no.
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
I’m the slowest texter in the universe. I am faster with my left, though, as with most things.
16: Do you always answer your texts?
I don’t always turn on my phone. So no.
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
I don’t think hate is the word… No.
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Define talk? I don’t remember the last time I talked or voice chatted anyone, but I message all my friends multiple times a week.
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
“Where’s the fucking remote?” I was unable to turn the TV off before passing out. This happens frequently.
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
More ‘hope’ than ‘believe’. >.>
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Yes, but it’s unlikely.
25: In the past week, have you cried?
I cry every day. I cry at all things. I’m the biggest sap in the universe.
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
Not since my 8th-grade science teacher.
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
A lot of people I imagine.
29: Do you have a best friend?
Right now, it’s probably Wifey.
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
I’ve seen it. I don’t really care.
31: Who was your last call/text message from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
I’m mad at Stephenie Meyer all day every day.
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
Twenty Nine. Do we have to keep talking about him? =.=
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
I’ll try not to melt, bitch about the heat and count the days until Fall. Like I do every year.
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Yes, yes I do.
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
Wifey knows all my secrets. >.>
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
Between legal consenting adults? Not really.
42: Are you available?
I’m single. Availability is a different can of worms.
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
The word real throws me off. But if it was real, then one.
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
My eyebrow maybe. BUT, I haven’t even pierced my ears, because fuck if I’m going to pierce metal through my body. No thanks.
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
“How many more of these are there?”
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
Too many times.
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
Because right this moment I hate everyone with the exception of a select few.
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
For fucks sake, I don’t want to talk about him.
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
No. And if there is a God we’ll never see each other again.
53: What was the last thing you ate?
Chocolate. It was good.
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
I don’t know.
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
Yes. I have a clock my brother brought me from France, a stuffed puppy a friend brought me from Germany and the wolf woodburning Wifey sent me from the US.
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
Right here. Good ol’ Porto Alegre.
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
I don’t really drive.
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Yes. I hated it.
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
My mom. I don’t text much.
63: What was the last movie you saw?
*sigh* Snakes on a Plane (damn it, Doom =.=)
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
Their inexistence mostly.
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
I don’t fucking remember if I had breakfast this morning. But if we were still together; one.
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
My mom curses more than I do, so why shouldn’t I?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Picture of yourself?
70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
Monogamous, as far as I know.
71: Have you ever been dumped?
I don’t know. I think not.
72: What do you most like about making out?
I don’t know how to answer that question. >.>
73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
Eyes and hair.
76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
I have never crushed on real live people that I actually know. So no.
83: Do you miss your last sweetie?
I’d never call someone that. Ever.
84: Last time you slow danced with someone?
I don’t remember.
85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
How does that happen? I think not? I’m confused.
86: How can I win your heart?
Turn into a cat. Or a puppy. Or a baby fox. Anything cute fluffy and non-human.
87: What is your astrological sign?
88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
The same thing I was doing at 11 PM
89: Do you cook?
90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
Three months is enough to qualify as an old flame, really? Pfft kids these days.
91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
Physically, I couldn’t care less.
94: Name four things that you wish you had!
Money, a magic teleporter, a pet dragon and a castle.
95: Are you a player?
If you mean video games, then yes.
96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
97: Are you a tease?
98: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
I thought so, but not really.
99: Hugs or Kisses?
100: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
I’m too shy to be alive right now.
101: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes. I have a major thing with eyes. EYES.
102: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
103: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in a relationship, would you go for it?
Absolutely fucking not.
104: Do you flirt a lot?
I flirt never.
105: Your last kiss?
106: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
107: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
108: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
109: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
110: Does someone like you currently?
I sincerely hope not (I would hate to hurt anyone with all my nope)
111: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
None that are pleasant.
112: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
I don’t do flings.
113: Ever made out with just a friend?
114: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
My emotional state is not defined by my relationship status, thank you very much. I make myself miserable just fine without help. >.>
Yeah, I was snarky a lot during this, but I still answered them sincerely and no, I’m never going to elaborate on any relationship related question asked here, because you know… Nope. 😛
To be honest, if I realized there was so much stuff about kissing in there I wouldn’t have agreed to do it. These questions are only funny if I subject the voices to them, they’re not for me. =.=